my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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