we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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