So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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