This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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