what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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