I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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