i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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