just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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