I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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