Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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