Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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