You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm always down for nudity.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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