Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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