i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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