Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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