So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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