my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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