Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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