drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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