I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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