how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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