What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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