dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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