Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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