that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's like iHOP with fire
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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