it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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