Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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