I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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