Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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