There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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