my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
