Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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