You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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