How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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