i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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