shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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