Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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