why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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