Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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