ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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