i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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