Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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