Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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