new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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