You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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