I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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