I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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