i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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