Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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