I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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